This movie is pure gold.

(Source: freddiecowann, via ruinedchildhood)

Tbh, I just want someone to get drunk and build blanket forts with.

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

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iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman, via secretmindreader)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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The highlight of my day was the fact that the super hot grad student in my summer class touched my butt to demonstrate a stretch.

I need to get out more.

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

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things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps

bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome

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